Twitter Seance to Cause Massive Downturn in World IQ

I wish I was kidding….

Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain are among the late stars chosen to be contacted in the world’s first Twitter seance, it has been announced.

The event, to mark Halloween, will attempt to contact the spirits of a number of prominent dead figures picked in a public poll.

Others to be contacted in the event, organised by costume company Angels Fancy Dress, will be River Phoenix and William Shakespeare.

Twitter users are being asked to submit questions which will be asked if the London-based seance manages to contact the stars on October 30, the day before Halloween.

Psychic Jayne Wallace will try to contact the spirits, with any responses then relayed through the networking service and at

Twitter users can follow the seance from 10am on Friday by following @tweance (here)

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15 Replies to “Twitter Seance to Cause Massive Downturn in World IQ”

  1. “Dame Elizabeth” Taylor doesn’t need a seance for Michael Jackson. She knows that God knows that Michael Jackson is a genius. It is all on her Twitter, including:

    I wept from pure joy at his God given gift. There will never, ever be the likes of him again.
    And we have this piece of film to remind us forever and ever that once there was such a man. God kissed him.
    God blessed him and squandered nothing, but loved it all. Michael knew how to put together every tone, every nuance to make magic.

  2. Oh my! I always wondered why it was called ‘twitter’, the penny just dropped………the users are ‘TWITS’ 😮 If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny.

    Lord Jesus please have mercy on these deceived followers MJ.

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