On international television, with the world waiting to hear from the foremost organization dedicated to the proposition that every person must be armed with high powered assault weapons, the NRA suddenly took their own life today due to a self-inflicted wound to the head.
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” Wayne LaPierre said at a Washington press event, adding, “With all the money in the federal budget can’t we afford to put a police officer in every single school?”
Going on, he added that every school must become an armed prison and that the only way to solve gun violence was through more guns.
“I call on Congress today to act immediately to appropriate whatever is necessary to put armed police officers in every single school in this nation,” he said.
It would seem that these were his final words as even many of the more conservative thinkers in this country simply gave up any hope of life support, turned, and walking out of the insane asylum into the warm sunlight of rational freedom.
The NRA was founded in 1871 by former Union General Ambrose Burnside who had lamented that not enough people had died during the war given the amount of ammunition wasted. His goal was to create marksmen in order to take more lives in future wars. Only in recent years, did the NRA turn to supporting programs aimed at redefining the second amendment.
They will not be missed.
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- NRA Wants Armed Police in Every School (politicalwire.com)
- NRA breaks silence: We need guns in every school in America (tv.msnbc.com)