The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, the self-proclaimed messiah who turned his Unification Church into a worldwide religious movement and befriended North Korean leaders as well as U.S. presidents, has died, church officials said Monday. He was 92. (here)
Poor guy… in 2000 years, you’ll have Moon Mythicists stating that no evidence exists of his life.
But, for now, we can say… “Hey, messiah dude, see you soon? Doubt it… #boom.”