Spoiler Alert: Pat Robertson knows who the next President will be

God told him so you see. Don’t believe me? Read the quote for yourself, Sally Skeptic:

“I think He showed me about the next president, but I’m not supposed to talk about that so I’ll leave you in the dark — probably just as well — but I think I know who it’s gonna be”

(via Huffington Post)


Ok, well this prophecy might look a little thin at first glance.

But I’m sure the full context vindicates Robertson’s prophetic voice.

Well that’s disappointing. Maybe Robertson was distracted because he was doing world-record leg-press sets while God was communicatin’. Or perhaps God was in a bit of a hurry (those homosexuals aren’t going to hurricane themselves).

In all seriousness, Pat Robertson wasted no time in dialing up the crazy this year. I bet the competition from the Mayans has him spooked.

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16 Replies to “Spoiler Alert: Pat Robertson knows who the next President will be”

  1. Joel- Thanks for letting me in the club!

    Just Sayin’- I think they exist, they just don’t have an audience like Pat does here in the States. Unfortunate for us Americans.

    1. We certainly have fundies but no-one near as kooky as your Pat. Or no-one near as kooky who has the kind of audience and media following he still has.

  2. I think Mr. Robertson has misinterpreted the bit about ‘maximum stress’ and how it’s going to be worse than anything since the founding of his ministry. In fact I think God is saying that Pat himself will be dead by year’s end – a development which would constitute maximum stress indeed for all the clowns surrounding him (and may he RIP if not ROFL).

    1. I seem to remember Oral Roberts saying God would ‘take him home’ unless people donated money to his ministry. Raised $9.1 million from gullible followers that way. Perhaps we’ll see Mr. Robertson go down the same path.

  3. About the post – well good heavens. Can’t he just keep his mouth shut? If God really did tell him who it was going to be AND not to tell, he doesn’t need to talk about it all! 😉

    To Josh – I’m Bitsy. Nice to meet you!

    1. Hi Bitsy! Nice to meet you too 🙂 And yes, there doesn’t seem to be much of a point in letting on that you know the future if you won’t share!

  4. Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the know the future, and repeatedly contradicting themselves. He claims to quote God directly and relays God’s message that the country will go through a large economic collapse. Is God Captain obvious now or what?

    Also, what happened to the 2007 nuclear genocide God told him about below?

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