I disagree with the conclusions of the ‘why’, as I note that Catholics aren’t exactly a marginalized minority. If was going to, you know, be my old self, I would suggest that the real reason is that Mainline Protestants are required to use their brain more. But I don’t want to say that because it might be taken the wrong way.
The report, here, suggests that Mainline Protestants have less brain rot compared to other expressions of Christian religion.
That’s right. My brain will stay intact long after most of you other people. And, since Mainline Protestantism is dying, I’d say that I will also survive longer than most of you.
And eventually, because of the massive size of my brain and my absolute devotion to Mainline Protestantism and healthy living, I will be the last man alive.
- What Difference Exists Between Protestant/Reformed and Catholic/Pentecostal/Emergent? (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)
- Gay Clergy: Presbyterian Ratification a Tipping Point for LGBT Inclusion in Church (queeringthechurch.com)
- What’s the Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian — Review (pastorbobcornwall.blogspot.com)