Now that I am a Methodist, I’m going to out live you Pentecostals

I disagree with the conclusions of the ‘why’, as I note that Catholics aren’t exactly a marginalized minority. If was going to, you know, be my old self, I would suggest that the real reason is that Mainline Protestants are required to use their brain more. But I don’t want to say that because it might be taken the wrong way.

The report, here, suggests that Mainline Protestants have less brain rot compared to other expressions of Christian religion.

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That’s right. My brain will stay intact long after most of you other people. And, since Mainline Protestantism is dying, I’d say that I will also survive longer than most of you.

And eventually, because of the massive size of my brain and my absolute devotion to Mainline Protestantism and healthy living, I will be the last man alive.

Yippee.

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3 Replies to “Now that I am a Methodist, I’m going to out live you Pentecostals”

  1. Only one category of Catholics? … Shhh … don’t tell anyone, but we’ve got mainliners too. Maybe that skewed our numbers a bit to put us in the middle.

  2. You might be the last man alive, but you’ll probably be among the mainstays of the Mainline church: a whoooole lot of women.

    Ever since reliable birth control came along, we’ve been outliving you guys.

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