Glory Be! It’s a Lenten Miracle

Jim has brought to me the grandest news of the age. I should send him a book or something. You see, when I got up this morning, I didn’t know what to look forward too…but Jim’s post changed all that. I am now looking forward to the 27th of September. You see, a Lenten Miracle has occurred, and Jim is the harbinger. Thank you, Jim, for bringing us this news. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

It seems that the bishop of my heart, N.T. Wright, has produced a new translation of the New Testament. Finally, a Wrightian New Testament. It will be the inerrant translation.

Glory be to the Bishop, the Publisher, and the Mass Market.

Amen.

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