In this episode of ER, a patient stricken with cancer is asking the hospital chaplain, who has an ‘inclusive approach to spirituality’, how he can find forgiveness for his sins – he killed someone. After hearing what he says is her “New Age, God is love, one size fits all crap” advice, he tells her –

“I want a real chaplain who believes in a real God and a real Hell” …  “I need someone who will look me in the eye and tell me how to find forgiveness, because I am running out of time”.

What would you tell him?