Fight church

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The first rule of fight church is you don’t talk about fight church. You argue, debate, threaten to and in some cases leave, but you do not talk.

The second rule of fight church is you don’t talk about fight church. You levy insults, condemn people, make disparaging remarks and are basically mean spirited, but you do not talk.

The third rule of fight church is if someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. That is the point after all, to beat someone up to the point that they just don’t have any will anymore.

The fourth rule of fight church is only two sides to the fight. No room for middle ground here. No matter how complicated it may be, only two sides.

The fifth rule of fight church is one fight at a time. No need to be involved in anything else, just focus on the fight at hand no matter the cost.

The sixth rule of fight church is no shirt, no shoes. No stoles or robes either. Nope, we are all equally able to beat up on each other. No need to worry about protecting anything, especially the feelings and faith of others.

The seventh rule of fight church is fights will go on as long as they have to. No peace, no compromise, just the fight.

The eighth rule of fight church is if this is your first time at fight church, you must fight. Pick a side and have at it.

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One Reply to “Fight church”

  1. “Blest be the tie that binds our hearts in Christian love; the fellowship of kindred minds is like to that above.”

    Yep, given the way churches are on earth, heaven is sure gonna be an interesting place! Hell may only be the cheap seats to the spectacle.

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