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    1. Polycarp

      Ale is for heretics and Methodists

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      1. They must be Irish one’s eh? lol I didn’t know Methodists drank? I like a bit of Fosters myself, and oh yes..your Coors too. Wonder what that makes me?
        Fr. R.

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  1. >>>someone asks you after church if there’s any “decaf coffee” and you laugh because you KNOW that if it doesn’t have caffeine, it can’t be coffee!<<<

    OMG – I'm Lutheran!

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    1. Polycarp

      Almost everyone Southerner I know is a Lutheran!

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  2. For some reason I don’t get ANY of these….except “in response to someone jumping up and shouting “Praise the Lord!”, you politely remind him or her that we don’t do that around here.”

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    1. More an upper Midwest thing. Jello is a staple at potluck dinners. We Lutherans love our potlucks.

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  3. Gary

    “you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they’re not so messy”, and they only use Velveeta cheese. Real cheese has bacteria in it (yuck).

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