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May 24th, 2010

Cherry Picking the Bible

The other day, I posted about a internet “pastor” who says that the Letter to the Romans is a demonic book and should be burned.  One of the main objections this individual had against Romans was Romans 13 and the role of Government.

Everyone must submit to governing authorities. For all authority comes from God, and those in positions of authority have been placed there by God.  So anyone who rebels against authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and they will be punished.  For the authorities do not strike fear in people who are doing right, but in those who are doing wrong. Would you like to live without fear of the authorities? Do what is right, and they will honor you.  The authorities are God’s servants, sent for your good. But if you are doing wrong, of course you should be afraid, for they have the power to punish you. They are God’s servants, sent for the very purpose of punishing those who do what is wrong.  So you must submit to them, not only to avoid punishment, but also to keep a clear conscience.  Pay your taxes, too, for these same reasons. For government workers need to be paid. They are serving God in what they do.  Give to everyone what you owe them: Pay your taxes and government fees to those who collect them, and give respect and honor to those who are in authority. (Romans 13:1-7, NLT)

So, in essence, we’re just going to rip out the parts of the Bible we don’t agree with.  We’re going to cherry pick the Bible to get those verses that we agree with.  But where does it end.  I don’t know what guided me to this today, but as I was looking for a Bible quote for my monthly newsletter, I turned to Titus 3.  This got me thinking, if we rip out Romans 13, then what other verses/books need to go?  Obviously Titus 3:1 needs to go.  It too tells us to be submissive to the government.

Remind the believers to submit to the government and its officers. They should be obedient, always ready to do what is good.  (Titus 3:1, NLT)

Let’s get rid of that.  Why don’t we also get rid of Judges, Samuel, Kings and Chronicles…as they all deal with God raising up rulers.  Don’t like justice…well, your going to have a very empty Bible.  Talk about absolute nonsense.

I cross-posted the original post here, and a commenter had this to say,

“First off, Romans is a letter…but that’s just me being nit-picky”

Actually, I wouldn’t call that being nitpicky at all. The very fact that it is a letter and NOT a book or, for that matter, a systematic theological tome that could be read apart from the rest of scripture as a singular truth, is in no small way how we are able to live in the tension created by the kinds of discrepancies that exist in all of scripture.

In fact, the gentleman you reference here is a prime example of how our presuppositions greatly influence our result.  Not only does he, obviously, suppose that there is a single, and may I add quite limited, way to understand the Gospels and that he has received this singular comprehension, he also supposes that the other letters he lists are clearer expositions of this singular truth.

Curiously, I wonder why he insists repeatedly that Romans is a Book but “Corinthians, Thessolonians (sp), Galatians, Collosians (sp) and Ephesians” are letters.  However, I do appreciate his cautions at the end related to how to safely burn the Book of Romans.  Plus, he gives you the go ahead to burn the last chapter of Acts and the first of 1 Corinthians if needed because “sacrifices must be made”.

Indeed.  Just some food for thought on this Monday morning.

May 22nd, 2010

What To Do With Romans?

Apparently we are to burn it.

File this under “Internet Cracks”…or “Very, Very Bad Hermeneutics”.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.  “Pastor” Harry Walther of The Church of Philadelphia-Internet believes the Paul’s Letter to the Romans should be “torn from the Bible and burned.

I am not sure if Paul actually wrote the Book of Romans as we read it today, if someone changed his writing or if the entire Book of Romans is a forgery?  What I do know is this New Testament book is demonic, wrong and a source of confusion, doubt and evil to all who read it.

As Christians study the Bible, they read The Gospels and in general it makes sense to them.  They they come upon the Book of Romans and everything goes wrong.  much of what The Book of Romans says contradicts much of what JESUS taught and we are left with confusion and chaos, WHICH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE, JESUS or Romans?

The Book of Romans even contradicts much of what Paul wrote in his letters to the Corinthians, Thessolonians, Galatians, Collosians, and Ephesians.

Now, I’m not sure where this guy studied hermeneutics…but…wow…just wow!

First off, Romans is a letter…but that’s just me being nit-picky.  Also, it’s Thessalonians…with an and Colossians…one l, two s’s.  But that’s not the disturbing stuff.  The fact that this “pastor” wants us to tear out Romans from our Bibles should automatically raise up a red flag.

From what does Walther base his conclusion one?

Examples: Chapter Nine of Romans, wrongly denies Free Will, Chapter 10 distorts Salvation into a false belief system and chapter 13 Justifies wicked rulers as infallible, “ministers of God”.

What follows is an example of very, very bad hermeneutics.  And what’s really disturbing is there are people out there that believe this nut.  An acquaintance of mine said she was involved in a discussion of Facebook about this very topic…and the individual she was talking to bought this nonsense hook, line, and sinker.  Walther is promoting a very dangerous and heretical hermeneutic…and doing so to the damnation of others.

You can check out the rest of Walther’s site, satansrapture.com (The name alone should send up more red flags.)

Being Lutheran, I couldn’t help myself from commenting on this site.  Walther states,

Baptists, Evangelicals and Lutherans say that Romans has a “perfect flow and harmony” with The Gospels, but it is clear they are living in a delusionary fairy tale and are not honest with themselves, with their faith and their study of The Bible.

It’s hard to take this guy seriously…with all the spelling and grammar mistakes on the site.  But people do.  It’s a dangerous game they are playing.  This is a modern day heresy that needs to be fought.  The nonsense spouted off by this “pastor” is leading people away from Christ, not to Him.