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May 17th, 2012 by Joel

Now, that is a famine

So, cannibalism wasn’t enough… No, the inhabitants of Jerusalem turned to something else…

 They also invented terrible methods of torments to discover where any food was, and they were these: to stop up the passages of the privy parts of the miserable wretches, and to drive sharp stakes up their anus; and a man was forced to bear what it is terrible even to hear, in order to make him confess that he had but one loaf of bread, or that he might reveal a handful of barley meal that was concealed; and this was done when these tormentors were not themselves hungry; for the thing had been less barbarous had necessity forced them to it; but this was done to keep their madness in exercise, and as making preparation of provisions for themselves for the following days. (Jwr 5:435-436)

 

May 16th, 2012 by Joel

I am well qualified to be a novelist

I actually have a great American novel planned… Just have to get time to write it.

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May 16th, 2012 by Joel

@theIRD lies (um, excepts that they misunderstood)

I would suggest that if they read the Scripture as closely as they do other things, then they may in fact have a moral deficit.

Chris, my good friend, posted this morning an admirable goal:

I have already pledged–in a recent sermon (found here)–to avoid the destructive medium of talk radio.  Today, I pledge my blog to be a force for entertainment, inspiration , good and the gospel.  The negativity–that which helps generate traffic to my blog–will no longer be present.  If there is a justice issue which I feel needs to be addressed, you may still find that.  However, the rank negativity you find in other places, will no longer be my forte.  (here)

How did the IRD respond?

ird lies

Alright… I’ll help you out.

The IRD may not be Hitler, and they really aren’t.

They do, however:

  • badly use Scripture
  • Have no clue about history
  • Create scapegoats to torch
  • spend time trying to build a country wide movement based on hatred of said scapegoats
  • Is led by a guy who displays clear signs of too much homophobia, if you know what I mean, and uses the IRD to sell his own books.

UPDATE

yeah… no apology and as far as i know, the post did not come down.

May 16th, 2012 by Joel

What happened to Pastor Mike Huckabee?

“President Obama has surrounded himself with morally repugnant political whores with misshapen values and gutter-level ethics,” Huckabee wrote.

via Mike Huckabee: Obama Surrounds Himself “With Morally Repugnant Political Whores”.

Indeed, read the entire letter.

Say, what happened to the good, Southern Baptist Pastor?

May 16th, 2012 by Joel

What? Skechers’ shoes won’t make me look like a Kardashian?

The government wants you to know that simply sporting a pair of Skechers’ fitness shoes is not going to get you Kim Kardashian’s curves or Brooke Burke’s toned tush.

Skechers USA Inc. will pay $40 million to settle charges by the Federal Trade Commission that the footwear company made unfounded claims that its Shape-ups shoes would help people lose weight and strengthen their butt, leg and stomach muscles. Kardashian, Burke and other celebrities endorsed the shoes in Skechers ads.

via FTC: Skechers deceived consumers with shoe ads | Fox News.

Really? People actually believed that?

May 16th, 2012 by Joel

Gayish pastor can’t play softball

Rev. James Semmelroth Darnell, the 27-year-old pastor of St. John United Church of Christ in Saint Clair, told FoxNews.com that pastors of three other churches in a local church softball league said their teams would no longer take the field against St. John after hearing rumors questioning Darnell’s sexuality. Rather than force the issue, St. John pulled out of the league.

“Three teams had issue with that and no longer wanted to play against our team since I am an out bisexual person,” Darnell told FoxNews.com. “And it’s surprising because I don’t even play, I have no affiliation with the league.”

via Pastor’s sexuality splits Missouri church softball league | Fox News.

No words…

May 16th, 2012 by Joel

Review: A Week in the Life of Corinth @ivpacademic

a week in the life of corinth

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There are just a few things that capture my attention for any long amount of time. A really well written academic work for one and for another the historical novel. Conn Iggulden, my favorite historical novelist has a competitor, that of a well beloved academic, Ben Witherington III. In this latest work by Witherington, he takes the reader on a journey into ancient Corinth, in a way which combines both of his talents, that of fiction writer and academic.

A Week in the Life of Corinth is no ordinary tale filled with silly cliches of fiction, but one in which the main character is the literary vehicle to let us explore the ancient city which occupies a good part of the New Testament. We meet all sorts of interesting characters, including Paul, but we also get underneath the fiction to learn different facts of life for the ancient city. Throughout the work, Witherington provides us with sidebars, as if he is whispering in our ear at a theatre where the play is ongoing key facts of the story. In the play going on around us we follow three interconnecting story lines. One is the familiar one, following the rise of Erastus (Romans 16.23). The other, the more familiar one, is Paul’s trial in Corinth in front of the proconsul Gallio, the brother of Seneca the Younger, and another biblical character. As we follow these stories, we are set in the middle of the city square, so to speak, as we watch the world spin around us. Don’t get me wrong; this is not an overly detailed academic novel filled with brainy quotations. Instead, it’s almost like a travel guide should be, albeit one massively out of date. After all, we meet Romans, slaves, and early Christians – not something you are likely to find in modern Corinth, but we see the market, the theater, the gods and the customs which bring to life parts of Acts and the letters to the Corinthians in our New Testament. The writing is gentle and pleasant, giving us a very easy read and one which I hope that more Christian academics pick up on.

One Sunday, our Pastor brought forth a sermon on the various atonement theories. He incorporated the congregation in various forums and told the stories around it in his rather deep voice and jovial manner. The sermon stuck for the very same reasons that the facts presented herein will, because it reaches people where they liked to be reached – at story time. That’s the value of this book, that it is facts hidden by story. It’s more than a historical novel, but novelized history. I hope that Intervarsity Press will produce an entire series based on bringing theology and academia to the masses via story.

May 15th, 2012 by Joel

Texas Undermines the American Judicial System. Again.

He was the spitting image of the killer, had the same first name and was near the scene of the crime at the fateful hour: Carlos DeLuna paid the ultimate price and was executed in place of someone else in Texas in 1989, a report out Tuesday found.

Even “all the relatives of both Carloses mistook them,” and DeLuna was sentenced to death and executed based only on eyewitness accounts despite a range of signs he was not a guilty man, said law professor James Liebman.

via Wrong man was executed in Texas, probe says – Yahoo! News.

A couple of things… a JURY, not absolute evidence, determines the fate of a person. It is better than no Jury, but it is still based on the gullibility of people.

Second, in Texas, the verdict matters. This is essential in understand the Texan judicial system.

May 15th, 2012 by Joel

Book Announcement: People of the Book: Inviting Communities into Biblical Interpretation

Congrats to Michael Halcomb on this!

You have to go here… to learn about ordering it:

We wrote this book because we live in an era when the Bible appears to be less and less relevant to mainstream cultures. Those who do care about the Scriptures tend to derive their interpretations secondhand, from the preacher’s pulpit or from generalized study guides written by complete strangers. These approaches overlook the communal and conversational nature of the Bible itself. Our view is that, if we hope to recover the transformative power of these ancient texts, and invite our world to reconsider their significance, we will need to engage whole communities together in the bottom-up task of interpretation. Thus, People of the Book was written to offer an organic-holistic approach to communal interpretation, an approach that can work for your community and appeal to your wider culture. Indeed, we envision the Bible as a conversation we are privileged to enter: listening, questioning, wrestling, reasoning, and responding together as authentic people of the Book.

May 14th, 2012 by Joel

From the Cap, “No, your move.”

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