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February 16th, 2013 by Joel

Now we know why the Golb(er) did it!

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If you have followed the story of the Golb the lesser, you will remember that he had nothing more to than spend countless hours trying to drag everyone else through the mud because of daddy issues.

Now, we know why…

My real concern is if I’ll be able to handle it physically,” he said. “I don’t have a good back. I was once rushed to the hospital with neck spasms. Being in a confined environment, I don’t know how I’ll react to that. It’s possible I’ll go insane. It’s possible that I’ll be fine and just read my books and do some writing.”

So that’s why he did what he did… because he has back problems, most notably, the lack of a back bone.

Well, no worries. I’m sure he’ll get the bone in prison.

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Joel L. Watts holds a Masters of Arts from United Theological Seminary with a focus in literary and rhetorical criticism of the New Testament. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific discoveries of the past century. He is the author of Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark: Introduction and Commentary (Wipf and Stock, 2013) and a co-editor and contributor to From Fear to Faith: Stories of Hitting Spiritual Walls (Energion, 2013).

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One Response to “Now we know why the Golb(er) did it!”
  1. There’s a typo. It should say, “It’s possible I’ll go more insane.”

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