Sometimes, I think Americans should not longer be allowed to have the internet, as evidenced below.

Post By Joel (9,263 Posts)
Joel L. Watts holds a Masters of Arts from United Theological Seminary with a focus in literary and rhetorical criticism of the New Testament. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific discoveries of the past century. He is the author of Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark: Introduction and Commentary (Wipf and Stock, 2013) and a co-editor and contributor to From Fear to Faith: Stories of Hitting Spiritual Walls (Energion, 2013).
Website: → Unsettled Christianity
Okay, but I see that your English cousin has been misbehaving again:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9900265/Vicar-flashed-naked-woman-to-congregation-during-sermon.html
The family resemblance is striking!
This was very well done.