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October 18th, 2012 by Joel

Hey Jim, Guess what – Steve Jobs did not go to hell, just heaven 1.0

Cohen told the magazine that Jobs is “not in hell,” though “he’s had to do a lot reviewing of his life. Right now he knows the lesson he has to learn, but he hasn’t learned it yet.”

She also said that Jobs has “guides” in the afterlife that are trying to teach him that “survival of the fittest is a made up thing,” and that he needed to be more concerned for the wellbeing of others.

via Psychic: Steve Jobs Not Having A Pleasant Afterlife « CBS Seattle.

Jim West pronounced Steve Jobs as a hellbound sinner.

Well, I’ve got news for him – an honest to goodness psychic talks to Jobs daily as he reformats Heaven. As you know, you never buy a first generation Apple product, so I guess Steve has decided not to take a first glance heaven or something.

Anyway… Jim’s wrong… na na na boo boo

HT – AL via FB

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Joel L. Watts holds a Masters of Arts from United Theological Seminary with a focus in literary and rhetorical criticism of the New Testament. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific discoveries of the past century. He is the author of Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark: Introduction and Commentary (Wipf and Stock, 2013) and a co-editor and contributor to From Fear to Faith: Stories of Hitting Spiritual Walls (Energion, 2013).

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2 Responses to “Hey Jim, Guess what – Steve Jobs did not go to hell, just heaven 1.0”
  1. Apple should have employed this psychic. I’m sure she would have passed on a warning, supposedly from Steve Jobs, not to launch the iPhone 5 until the maps app worked properly. But then she wouldn’t have needed special powers to receive that message, just a little common sense.

  2. The best thing I’ve heard yet on Steve Jobs in eternity. As someone who dabbled deeply in Buddhism before returning to the gospel, I have a respect for these Zen types. 1.0? Perhaps a little higher than that…but then I suspect the scale goes VERY high…much more so than the seven steps of Dante’s Purgatorio.

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