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July 1st, 2012 by Joel

My Gift to the Canadian Peoples on Canada Day. You are Welcome

Today is Canada Day. For that, I would like to give a gift which is equal to everything that Canada has given the world:

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Joel L. Watts holds a Masters of Arts from United Theological Seminary with a focus in literary and rhetorical criticism of the New Testament. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific discoveries of the past century. He is the author of Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark: Introduction and Commentary (Wipf and Stock, 2013) and a co-editor and contributor to From Fear to Faith: Stories of Hitting Spiritual Walls (Energion, 2013).

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18 Responses to “My Gift to the Canadian Peoples on Canada Day. You are Welcome”
  1. So wretched….yet so….wretched! Only one thing is lacking–you should have sung this while eating some pancakes slathered with good ol’ maple syrup.

  2. You. Are. Not. Right.

  3. From the evidence in the above video I’m guessing you won’t be asked to join the worship team at your church any time soon…

    Desecrating the flag? For shame!

    #canadaisthebestcountryintheworld

  4. Best Ode to Canada. Ever.

  5. Sometimes, when I see a video like this, I can’t help but think, “Maybe Bin Laden had a point about Americans…”

    We shall be avenged!

    • How? You going to throw snow balls out way? Just in case you haven’t noticed, Scott, we started global warming as a surprise attack. You never saw it coming.

  6. Joel is so talented. He draws, he sings, he has a sense of humor…

    Well, actually, two of three…
    Okay, one of three…

    Alright, my mom taught to say nothing if you couldn’t say something nice. So…

  7. Canada — at least Montreal, I think — also gave the world poutine, which is the world’s greatest, most awesome, most artery-clogging junk food dish.

    I think you should sing it one more time.

  8. Robert J. Wilson says

    Wake me up when it’s about me.

  9. You should’ve been wearing a tuque.

  10. Just Sayin' says

    Wot, no verses in French, Joel?

  11. You have now been awarded your PhD in Computer Nerd. If you ever run for public office, you may see this video again.

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