The gift shop – tax-exempt? – will feature several Ark-related items. As I hear about them, I’ll try to bring them to your attention. This one is pretty special, given our recent discussion.
ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat.
Cool! This might be the treat that would make this park worthwhile
(ht – ken via facebook, a certified tool of the devil)
So, what do you think will be at the shop – I tag ALL of you.
Joel Landon Watts is a Masters of Theological Studies student with a focus in Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific ideals of the past century. Currently, he is a TA for Old Testament at United Theological Seminary under Dr. Vivian Johnson, Associate Professor of Old Testament. His first book, Rhetorical Strategies of the Evangelist: Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark, is expected to be published by Wipf and Stock early next year. He is currently co-editing a book on moving from Fear to Faith (Energion, 2013).
Just to clarify, am I the certified tool of the devil, or is Facebook the tool of the devil?
Yes
That’s what I thought.
Ken HAM of course!
A book entitled “How to Make Millions Off of Suckers” by Ken Ham
According to Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, only bad people eat unicorns to perpetuate their life!
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the Ark Park folks aren’t big fans of Harry Potter.
or of me, it seems