Sadly, I have been unable to broker a deal between Australia and New Zealand via Facebook. I’m not sure how these start, but then again, who does, right? But, I am getting pictures in from the front lines, which I hear may soon involve Tennessee.
That’s Mark, to the left, er right?
Difficult to tell.
But,I hear that the Australia Air Force is about ready with their prototype plane. Not so much a prototype plane as finally a plane for the Australian Air Force.
In the face of all of this, New Zealand has decided to break with tradition, and instead of defending themselves, attack the U.S.
No worries, though, I hear that Louisiana is preparing for any eventuality with their Coast Guard…
To be honest, I’m not sure who this well end, but I hope that the two little bitty islands come to their senses.
I promise, this is not because I am putting off writing the Church Admin paper…
Joel L. Watts holds a Masters of Arts from United Theological Seminary with a focus in literary and rhetorical criticism of the New Testament. His interests include exploring the role of mimesis in human civilization, specifically in the study of religion and media, as well as science fiction and the way in which it has allowed mythology to be explored in light of scientific discoveries of the past century. He is the author of Mimetic Criticism of the Gospel of Mark: Introduction and Commentary (Wipf and Stock, 2013) and a co-editor and contributor to From Fear to Faith: Stories of Hitting Spiritual Walls (Energion, 2013).
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Well, now we know what’s Jeremy’s up to when not writing/editing his dissertation!
We dont need an army of cats.. we live on an island and have an navy of killer whales, and an army of mythical giant flightless birds.. so, neener neener
(plus we have already infiltrated australia, and begun a population transplant, which will turn it into the amazing place it should be)
I’m staying out of this. I just want to see peace in our time. And receive the credit for it
We’ll just bowl underarm to them and then watch them cry for the next 20 years!
We’ll not cry about the world trade centre either then
#cricket_terrorism!
Frankly, I think New Caledonia would destroy both of you
That must be a photo of the JSF.
Joel,
Been there.. they love kiwi’s and hate aussies.. so I think we’re safe.. especially with my diplomacy skills and Mark’s lack of em
[...] Joel has released details of an on going war between Australia and New Zealand. Well historical context is vital so I thought I would show everyone a video of how the war began. Let me say, it was a despicable moment in Cricketing history (but it was only limited overs) but New Zealand really needs to move on. Butterness will duffinately kull your country if you don’t deal with it! [...]